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  • Watership Down by Richard Adams
  • Poems, Prose, & Letters by Elizabeth Bishop
  • The Passage by Justin Cronin
  • The Reality Dysfunction by Peter F. Hamilton
  • Hitch-22 by Christopher Hitchens
  • The Rainbow by D.H. Lawrence
  • Kraken by China Miéville 
  • ada, or ardor by Vladimir Nabokov
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Thursday
Jul152010

howtolistentobobdylan.com

"He's the worst singer in the world...How can you listen to that?"

Monday
Jul052010

How to Access the Internet ( A Guide from 2025 )

How to Access the Internet ( A Guide from 2025 ) 

Here are some of my favourite bits, enjoy:

 Signing Up for the Right Internet

Many content offerings depend on the internet you’ve signed up to. If you’ve signed up with the GoogleAppleAmazon Internet, then you have one-click access to a great digital library, many movies, as well as a certain approved set of homemade web pages. If you’ve signed up with the DisneyWarnerBrosViacom internet, you get a different digital library, set of movies, and approved homemade web pages.

While we cannot specifically recommend one internet over the other, the goo:// internet is great for research and mindless entertainment (talking dogs), whereas dis:// has the faster movie experience. Buffering the 50 Terabyte Feel3D movie Wall-E Jr. Returns for smooth playback and touch takes only 0.1 seconds.

Adult Content

If your RealIdentity identifies you as being over 21 years of age (30 in some countries), you are of the legal age to view adult content. Adult content includes pornography, unmoderated forum discussions, as well as political discourse, religious counter-views, artistic expression, and free speech in general. If you are below 21 years (30 in some countries), you can still discuss politics and religion with your family, and you are free to artistic expression in your own house (local terms and conditions apply).

 

 

Saturday
Jul032010

Somedays are just worse than others.

Wednesday
Jun302010

100 Greatest Movie Insults of All Time

The 100 Cheesiest Movie Quotes of All Time

Sunday
Jun272010

This is random film history knowledge but it makes me smile at the ridiculousness of society. For the 1963 adaptation of William Golding's The Lord of the Flies, the boys in the cast (most who had not read the book), was filmed by explaining the story and script to the boys, who then acted them out, with some of the dialogue improvised. This is where it gets good.  The completed film was given an X Certificate by the British Board of Film Classification, for its mature themes. None of the speaking cast could watch the film at its première, even though they performed in it. 

I find this to be one of the most humorous things I've read in movie history (thank you wikipedia). The boys were allowed to act and and speak in a film that their parents agreed to and yet the film board would not allow these young boys to watch the film at the première. This is absolutely fantastic. Who said history was boring? Ha!

Sunday
Jun272010

Animal VS. Danimal

Friday
Jun252010

I was bored at work earlier today and the forum I post at regularly was having a haiku contest so I wrote this one, enjoy:

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Laughing at my face while I eat

Kill the hamburgler

Saturday
Jun192010

joe the parking-lot guy

Joe the parking-lot guy. A few years ago I met this guy in a parking-lot. I promise it's not as sordid as it sounds. He approached me outside, I was waiting for a friend who was saying his goodbyes, and he asked me if I had a smoke. I told him I didn't and then I made some comment about a shirt he was wearing. I believe it was a Pantera shirt. Joe looked rough and was fitting the stereotype of a guy who was still living in the 90s. He had a bandanna around his forehead, wore a black leather jacket with studs, hard-rock t-shirt as evidenced by his support of metal band Pantera and he had shredded jeans. I was probably wearing a button down shirt and some jeans or some other preppy ensemble. And then somehow we were talking about bands we both loved and we discovered we had some mutual friends with one another. He knew a guy who knew the guy I was waiting on. So we exchanged numbers and for about a year we'd hang out off and on at coffee shops talking about bands we enjoyed. It wasn't a great friendship, but it wasn't strange or weird. It was as if we both knew the limits of this friendship and recognized that this wasn't a well that was deep, but we were both ok with that. I lost touch with him at some point and that was that. Joe the parking-lot guy was out of my life. It's interesting how people fall in and out of your lives.

Thursday
Jun102010

How I feel today.

Tuesday
Jun082010

Friday
Jun042010

The Most Famous Car in Hollywood

Click and have a nice smile:

The Most Famous Car in Hollywood

Wednesday
Jun022010

iInternet

  • I've been using the Internet since 1995.
  • I remember Microsoft's OS before Windows.
  • I remember when hotmail was cool.
  • I remember how big a deal Windows 95 was when it was first released.
  • I remember how excited I was when my dad brought home a 56k modem and I was able to brag to my friends who still relied on a 14.4 kpbs to surf the web.
  • I remember when cd/dvd roms were combined.  
  • I remember when I first heard about wireless routers and what that meant for personal computing in the home.
  • I remember ICQ. 
  • I remember when gmail invites were rare and to get one made you cooler than everyone else. 
  • I don't remember when I stopped using an encyclopedia and started relying on google and wikipedia to answer all my random what is questions. 
  • I remember when myspace was more popular than facebook. 
  • I remember when I first registred onto twitter and not really understanding why people used twitter or what the fuck a tweet was. 
  • I also remember a time before all of this.
  • I recall not turning on my computer first thing in the morning.
  • I am not sure what will happen next. 
  • I am not sure where my on-line identity begins or ends....
Tuesday
May182010

“Kyoto, Japan. One of the best ideas in Japan: in the center of a beautiful neighborhood playground, this rain-proof mushroom, whose stem contains large, deep doors exposing a free lending library of books for all ages of kids. Brilliant!”

Monday
May172010

Found this on the internets and I have to say, the little girl's smile is one of the creepiest things I've ever seen.

Sunday
May162010

Sibling Rivalry

So how do you like having your sister home? This is a question my cousin asked me last night. I love my sister, she's a wonderful and charming person. We get along great these days (for the most part) and over the past few years have managed to become more than just siblings but friends. That being said, at times it's hard to live with her and not because we're so different. I believe it is a result of us being alike. 

We're both very opinionated, about everything. I will make a remark about a television show that she's watching and she'll state that I'm overly critical and pessimistic (which I usually am). She will do the same thing to me about a show I watch and when I mention that this is just another example of the pot calling the kettle black, she'll assert that it's completely different and that she has an open mind whereas I do not. 

We'll go back and forth on this for a few minutes and one of us will get annoyed and then stop talking. An hour later we'll be fine but it's during those moments that I am both frustrated and amused. Because I recognize so much of myself and my family in her. I guess it's inevitable that my personality should rub off on hers. I guess I just get a taste of what everyone else around me deals with on a regular basis. It's a wonder I have friends at all. Thank you all for putting up with my bull-headed ways. 

I do love her though and will never get tired of our back and forth. We all have our idiosyncrasies. My sister and I just seem to butt heads because we're both so passionate about ours. 

 

Sunday
May092010

I saw two deer this morning by the side of the road. I'm not sure if they were real? They were standing very still and it was fairly bright. I am not sure if they sell fake deer like that so that hunters can lure in larger bucks. It was unsettling because I wanted to very much stop the car and check if they were moving but I was on the highway, so I could not slow down. 

Here's the problem, even if I drive by tomorrow, the only way I can be sure that they were fake is if they are still there. But if they are not, I'll still be left in doubt: a- the deer are real and wandered off after I drove past or b- the deer are fake and someone picked up the dummies that were sitting by the side of the road. Either way I won't know. Gah, stupid deer. 

Tuesday
May042010

Things that puzzle me: a series of Japanese horror films entitled: Raped by an Angel, there 4 sequels to this. I have no desire to see this film, and the fact that there are 5 of them simply frightens me. 

Wednesday
Apr282010

AWESOME THINGS:

  • Finishing my last exam.
  • My little sister coming home. 
  • Getting out more and exercising. My challenges are still going, though the only change is that I'm attempting to get out more often. Going for longer walks and jogs. 
  • Zombie movies: 28 Days Later and Pontypool
  • The Last Season (6) of LOST
  • Peter F. Hamilton
  • Drinking a nice cold Corona at the end of a long day of work. 

 

 

Thursday
Apr222010

Reading the same paragraph several times in a row and realizing that you've zoned out and cannot recall anything about the passage. Frustrating and annoying. 

Saturday
Apr172010

Is there anything better than spending time with a good friend at a coffee-house? I doubt it.